1 00:01:24,333 --> 00:01:26,666 God, we made a beautiful couple. 2 00:01:27,500 --> 00:01:28,666 Yeah, I guess we did. 3 00:01:30,666 --> 00:01:32,291 You know something, honey? - What? 4 00:01:33,208 --> 00:01:36,500 I'm still as hot for you as the first time I met you. 5 00:01:37,916 --> 00:01:39,166 You're really something else. 6 00:08:14,666 --> 00:08:15,875 Thanks for everything, babe. 7 00:08:16,791 --> 00:08:18,708 I love you so much, honey. 8 00:08:19,791 --> 00:08:22,208 I love you too. Remember when we first met? 9 00:08:23,291 --> 00:08:26,000 All you kept trying to do was get into my pants. 10 00:08:26,583 --> 00:08:28,625 And all you kept saying is no, no, no. 11 00:08:29,500 --> 00:08:30,558 It was hard. 12 00:08:31,166 --> 00:08:32,458 It certainly was. 13 00:08:33,958 --> 00:08:35,166 Yeah. 14 00:08:57,875 --> 00:08:59,166 Hey, you need any help? 15 00:09:00,250 --> 00:09:02,166 I'd love some. I'm stuck. 16 00:09:03,583 --> 00:09:04,791 Here you go. Ready? 17 00:09:06,041 --> 00:09:07,075 I guess. 18 00:09:11,125 --> 00:09:12,166 Here. 19 00:09:13,041 --> 00:09:15,875 Let's try again. One, two, three. 20 00:09:16,875 --> 00:09:18,166 Whoops. 21 00:09:18,708 --> 00:09:21,208 Oh, well. I guess if at first you can't succeed... 22 00:09:21,583 --> 00:09:23,333 Give up? -I never give up. 23 00:09:24,541 --> 00:09:26,875 Here we go. - Thanks. 24 00:09:27,750 --> 00:09:28,750 Anytime. 25 00:09:29,416 --> 00:09:30,416 Hey, what's your name? 26 00:09:30,875 --> 00:09:32,416 Rhonda. What's yours? 27 00:09:32,958 --> 00:09:33,791 Tom. Hello. 28 00:09:35,666 --> 00:09:36,666 Thank you. 29 00:09:37,208 --> 00:09:39,541 Always glad to help out a beautiful woman like yourself. 30 00:09:41,416 --> 00:09:43,250 You're a real charmer. 31 00:09:44,375 --> 00:09:46,208 Well, bye. I gotta go now. 32 00:09:53,166 --> 00:09:55,958 Tom, care for some hot chocolate? 33 00:09:56,791 --> 00:09:57,791 Sure. 34 00:10:17,333 --> 00:10:20,491 So you're a football player and you're trying to work your way through college? 35 00:10:20,750 --> 00:10:22,500 One other things. What about yourself? 36 00:10:23,041 --> 00:10:26,208 Oh, I'm just starting to teach grammar school. That's all. 37 00:10:26,500 --> 00:10:29,083 I've led kind of a boring life compared to yours. 38 00:10:29,250 --> 00:10:31,500 Maybe I could add a little excitement if you like. 39 00:10:32,208 --> 00:10:33,291 I don't even know you. 40 00:10:33,791 --> 00:10:35,458 Well, let me introduce myself. 41 00:10:36,250 --> 00:10:38,666 Hey, what's the matter? Don't you like guys? 42 00:10:39,416 --> 00:10:42,583 No, it's not that. It's just that I'm not used to this. 43 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:44,583 Is that what you meant by a boring life? 44 00:10:44,958 --> 00:10:48,958 Uh-huh. You see, I intend to save myself for the man I'm going to marry. 45 00:10:49,333 --> 00:10:50,500 You don't even fool around? 46 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:55,033 Oh, no. I am going to be pure and untouched for my husband. 47 00:10:55,541 --> 00:10:57,875 You're very virtuous. I admire that. 48 00:10:58,375 --> 00:10:59,583 Thanks. 49 00:10:59,791 --> 00:11:02,291 Hey, I don't mind that you don't fool around with other men. 50 00:11:02,750 --> 00:11:04,125 I'd really like to see you again. 51 00:11:05,041 --> 00:11:07,083 I'd like to see you. I really would. 52 00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:11,375 I'd better leave. I didn't even finish shoveling the snow yet and it's getting dark. 53 00:11:11,916 --> 00:11:13,858 Say, why don't you write down your phone number? 54 00:11:13,958 --> 00:11:14,958 Sure. 55 00:11:27,875 --> 00:11:29,555 Please call. - I will. 56 00:12:08,783 --> 00:12:10,675 I'm glad you're late. Come on in. 57 00:12:13,625 --> 00:12:16,291 Only a bitch like you would be climbing the walls by now. 58 00:12:16,666 --> 00:12:19,675 Well, I just met some potential husband material. 59 00:12:20,250 --> 00:12:22,875 So I played the all-around Rhonda virgin act. 60 00:12:24,041 --> 00:12:25,041 Why? 61 00:12:25,416 --> 00:12:29,466 Why? Because I want the man I marry to respect and admire me. 62 00:12:29,666 --> 00:12:31,000 Hey, look, man, up at the lovey-dovey shit. 63 00:12:31,375 --> 00:12:33,375 But we came to fuck you, baby, and let's fuck. 64 00:12:34,041 --> 00:12:34,750 Okay? Okay? 65 00:12:34,750 --> 00:12:37,375 Sit down and make yourselves comfortable. 66 00:12:37,916 --> 00:12:39,916 I'll be right back. 67 00:12:45,833 --> 00:12:46,958 Nice stuff, eh, baby? 68 00:12:47,166 --> 00:12:48,791 This is where it all went crazy. 69 00:12:49,083 --> 00:12:50,125 Hey, you said it. 70 00:12:50,416 --> 00:12:51,750 I want my husband to respect me. 71 00:12:52,833 --> 00:12:55,833 Sure wouldn't go with it, she didn't put out, you know what I mean? 72 00:12:56,916 --> 00:12:59,083 You know, it's gonna be some fucking dumb sucker she met, you know? 73 00:12:59,750 --> 00:13:01,791 Marry her. You know... 74 00:13:02,500 --> 00:13:05,266 Hey, marry her or not, man, we're still gonna come here once a week. 75 00:13:05,958 --> 00:13:09,125 Come and get it, boys, while it's nice and hot. 76 00:20:13,625 --> 00:20:16,958 I thought you would never call. I was so cold. 77 00:20:19,291 --> 00:20:22,458 But I did. Remember that double date we went on? 78 00:20:23,166 --> 00:20:27,416 Oh, the drive-in. I'll never forget that night. 79 00:20:29,166 --> 00:20:30,791 I thought you were gonna kill me. 80 00:20:33,708 --> 00:20:36,625 Jim and Vicky were in the backseat, fucking their brains out. 81 00:20:37,375 --> 00:20:38,708 And you wouldn't even let me touch you. 82 00:20:40,250 --> 00:20:42,083 I'll never forget. 83 00:20:43,083 --> 00:20:44,000 That night. 84 00:20:48,750 --> 00:20:50,208 Oh, baby. 85 00:21:09,333 --> 00:21:12,708 More popcorns? No thank you, maybe later. 86 00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:18,750 Oh, this movie's great. 87 00:21:22,666 --> 00:21:24,083 What do you think of the movie so far? 88 00:21:24,583 --> 00:21:28,583 It's interesting, but I don't understand how that girl can be a virgin. 89 00:21:28,833 --> 00:21:31,416 That must be the tenth guy she's told that to. 90 00:21:32,541 --> 00:21:34,333 Well, no one's fucked her in their left ear yet. 91 00:21:34,666 --> 00:21:36,083 Oh, I see. 92 00:21:52,791 --> 00:21:54,333 Oh, this movie is really hot. 93 00:21:55,791 --> 00:21:56,791 It's turning me on. 94 00:21:57,750 --> 00:21:59,333 Oh, this movie's turning me on. 95 00:22:00,791 --> 00:22:02,458 Yeah, it's turning me on. 96 00:22:03,541 --> 00:22:05,958 This movie's not turning me on at all. 97 00:22:07,916 --> 00:22:09,166 Come on, honey, relax. 98 00:22:09,625 --> 00:22:11,041 I'm gonna turn you on. 99 00:22:12,083 --> 00:22:13,125 Are you relaxed? 100 00:22:13,541 --> 00:22:14,541 Oh, no. 101 00:22:15,166 --> 00:22:17,166 Come on, baby. You can get into it. 102 00:22:17,666 --> 00:22:19,666 I can't. I just can't. 103 00:22:20,208 --> 00:22:22,208 Come on, just a little foreplay, honey. Come on. 104 00:22:22,458 --> 00:22:25,583 I'm sorry, Tom. I'm just not ready to give myself to you. 105 00:22:28,041 --> 00:22:28,958 I understand. 106 00:22:30,416 --> 00:22:31,500 Want some popcorn? 107 00:22:32,708 --> 00:22:33,500 Yeah. 108 00:22:35,583 --> 00:22:37,041 Oh baby. 109 00:22:38,958 --> 00:22:40,958 At least those two are having a good time. 110 00:22:41,625 --> 00:22:42,666 Yeah. 111 00:24:42,208 --> 00:24:46,083 Excuse me for a second, I've got to go to the ladies room. I'll be right back. 112 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:04,125 Oh, baby. I want to suck your cock. 113 00:25:24,583 --> 00:25:26,000 Hey, come here come here 114 00:25:38,666 --> 00:25:40,333 Take the rest 115 00:25:41,083 --> 00:25:44,333 Hey, you don't think I'm weird or anything, because I'm here by myself you see good 116 00:25:45,791 --> 00:25:47,375 My friend's sick. He couldn't make it 117 00:25:48,666 --> 00:25:49,916 You like these kind of movies? 118 00:27:13,875 --> 00:27:16,708 Is that a sock in your crotch or you glad to see me? 119 00:27:17,458 --> 00:27:19,250 Yeah, well it's a sock. 120 00:27:21,250 --> 00:27:22,250 A sock, huh? 121 00:27:23,250 --> 00:27:24,250 A sock. 122 00:27:24,250 --> 00:27:25,250 Yeah. 123 00:27:26,250 --> 00:27:27,250 Oh yeah. 124 00:27:33,250 --> 00:27:34,250 Yeah. 125 00:33:23,125 --> 00:33:25,609 Hey, what's your name? What's your name? 126 00:33:27,233 --> 00:33:29,653 Take it back. What's your name? Hey? 127 00:33:31,375 --> 00:33:34,703 Hey, want 10 bucks or something? Hey, come on, stay. 128 00:33:52,500 --> 00:33:55,241 What took you so long? - That time of the month. 129 00:33:56,458 --> 00:33:57,666 Can I have some popcorn? 130 00:33:59,916 --> 00:34:03,250 You missed the climax of the movie. - I caught it in the parking lot. 131 00:34:06,375 --> 00:34:09,916 Mmm. This popcorn tastes delicious. 132 00:34:18,916 --> 00:34:22,875 Jerking off in the popcorn. No wonder it tasted so good. 133 00:34:24,208 --> 00:34:26,000 Yeah, I thought you were going to kill me when you found out. 134 00:34:27,041 --> 00:34:28,666 You're still alive, aren't you? 135 00:34:31,375 --> 00:34:33,291 But the things you put me through... 136 00:34:34,583 --> 00:34:36,375 Like your car breaking down in Lovers Lane? 137 00:34:36,666 --> 00:34:38,666 That was very embarrassing. 138 00:34:39,416 --> 00:34:42,400 Serves you right for trying to take advantage of me. 139 00:34:42,750 --> 00:34:47,000 Well, I might have my bad points, but I remember you the morning after your bridal shower. 140 00:34:47,916 --> 00:34:50,458 You had the worst hangover. Yeah. 141 00:34:51,291 --> 00:34:52,916 You never did tell me what went on at that party. 142 00:34:53,541 --> 00:34:54,875 And I never will. 143 00:34:55,458 --> 00:34:57,666 Come on, honey. You can tell me. 144 00:34:58,250 --> 00:35:00,708 All I can say is that it was wild. 145 00:35:01,416 --> 00:35:03,416 Really wild. 146 00:35:13,500 --> 00:35:15,208 Thank you all for the nice gift. 147 00:35:16,375 --> 00:35:18,166 We haven't given you the big surprise. 148 00:35:18,333 --> 00:35:19,958 Big surprise? 149 00:35:20,250 --> 00:35:22,716 Yeah, kind of a last night flame before you tie the knot. 150 00:35:22,916 --> 00:35:23,916 Oh, what is it? 151 00:35:30,958 --> 00:35:32,041 Come on in. 152 00:35:32,333 --> 00:35:33,291 And let's make it good 153 00:35:33,750 --> 00:35:35,208 because this has to last me a while. 154 00:35:37,416 --> 00:35:38,916 So you finally got it. 155 00:35:40,083 --> 00:35:41,250 Just in time. 156 00:35:41,541 --> 00:35:45,541 I can't believe it. It seems like just last week when you met that dude. 157 00:35:46,083 --> 00:35:47,208 It was. 158 00:35:48,250 --> 00:35:50,541 A little liquid refreshing, guys? 159 00:35:52,416 --> 00:35:54,541 I'd like to propose a farewell to hope. 160 00:35:54,541 --> 00:35:56,541 Oh, lovely. 161 00:35:56,541 --> 00:35:58,541 Lovely. 162 00:35:58,541 --> 00:36:00,541 And a stone head. 163 00:36:00,541 --> 00:36:03,541 May your husband believe you allways have been a virgin. 164 00:36:10,958 --> 00:36:12,541 I don't know what to say. 165 00:36:13,416 --> 00:36:15,541 Say yes when you get to the altar. 166 00:36:15,541 --> 00:36:16,541 Right. 167 00:36:16,541 --> 00:36:20,541 You say yes when I say, wanna fuck? 168 00:49:31,417 --> 00:49:34,597 Here comes the bride... 169 00:49:38,791 --> 00:49:42,666 Oh shit, the bride already came! 170 00:49:48,250 --> 00:49:51,375 I was never so drunk in my entire life. 171 00:49:52,416 --> 00:49:53,791 And then our wedding day. 172 00:49:54,583 --> 00:49:56,458 One of the happiest moments of my life. 173 00:49:57,750 --> 00:49:59,791 Mine too. I was so nervous. 174 00:50:00,041 --> 00:50:02,791 I was shaking like a leaf. What a day it was. 175 00:50:03,750 --> 00:50:05,375 Getting ready to walk up to that preacher. 176 00:50:05,833 --> 00:50:07,375 Making sure I was perfect for you. 177 00:50:07,550 --> 00:50:09,683 I don't know how I ever made it. 178 00:50:31,250 --> 00:50:32,625 What's the matter? 179 00:50:33,125 --> 00:50:36,333 God, Rhonda, you're going to make such a beautiful bride. 180 00:50:36,916 --> 00:50:40,208 Thanks, Jenny. We better hurry. We haven't much time left. 181 00:50:41,250 --> 00:50:42,083 I know. 182 00:50:43,791 --> 00:50:47,083 Are you sure something isn't bothering you? You're acting so strange. 183 00:50:47,916 --> 00:50:51,500 You have such smooth skin, so silky and soft. 184 00:50:52,208 --> 00:50:53,458 I love to touch it. 185 00:50:53,958 --> 00:50:56,375 Jenny, Jenny! - What? 186 00:50:57,708 --> 00:50:59,375 I asked you if something's wrong. 187 00:50:59,958 --> 00:51:02,375 No, nothing's wrong. Nothing at all. 188 00:51:04,625 --> 00:51:06,791 You're acting quite peculiar, are you sure? 189 00:51:07,666 --> 00:51:09,083 Yes, something is wrong. 190 00:51:10,125 --> 00:51:11,125 Do you want to talk about it? 191 00:51:12,625 --> 00:51:13,708 Yes, I would. 192 00:51:16,458 --> 00:51:18,250 What's the matter? 193 00:51:18,958 --> 00:51:22,875 Well, ever since I've known you, I don't know how to say this. 194 00:51:23,375 --> 00:51:26,875 Jenny, come on, don't be afraid. You can tell me. 195 00:51:27,708 --> 00:51:29,083 I love you, Rhonda. 196 00:51:30,083 --> 00:51:33,500 Oh, Jenny, I had no idea you felt this way. 197 00:51:34,666 --> 00:51:35,666 You're not afraid of me? 198 00:51:36,583 --> 00:51:41,458 Afraid? Afraid of love? Such a natural thing. 199 00:51:42,833 --> 00:51:44,958 Rhonda, I want to make love to you. 200 01:01:22,250 --> 01:01:24,166 Oh, this is really nice. 201 01:01:24,583 --> 01:01:26,166 Yes, this is a nice room, isn't it? 202 01:01:26,458 --> 01:01:27,625 Allow me to show you the room. 203 01:01:28,708 --> 01:01:30,125 This is the bed. 204 01:01:32,541 --> 01:01:34,000 This is the closet. 205 01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:38,458 And this is the bathroom. 206 01:01:38,791 --> 01:01:41,458 Ah, yes, the most important room of all. 207 01:01:42,333 --> 01:01:44,208 Get ready for me, honey. I'll be out in a second. 208 01:01:46,791 --> 01:01:48,458 Cheap guy! 209 01:01:50,083 --> 01:01:51,916 Oh, I'm sorry he didn't give you a tip. 210 01:01:52,583 --> 01:01:54,125 Oh, that's all right, ma'am. It's not your fault. 211 01:01:55,041 --> 01:01:57,291 He's so nervous he probably forgot. 212 01:01:58,250 --> 01:01:59,458 I wish there was something I could do. 213 01:02:00,291 --> 01:02:01,208 There is. 214 01:02:01,625 --> 01:02:04,250 Oh, you're sweet, but we like to be alone. 215 01:02:04,958 --> 01:02:06,208 I think. 216 01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:43,583 Honey, I'm Almost ready. 217 01:02:44,041 --> 01:02:46,208 I'm getting ready. 218 01:03:14,183 --> 01:03:16,863 Honey, I'm comming out. Are you ready for me? 219 01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:19,000 Oh shit! Get in there. 220 01:03:27,083 --> 01:03:28,458 Here I come. 221 01:03:30,916 --> 01:03:34,291 Oh babe, you waited for this moment for such a long time? 222 01:03:34,666 --> 01:03:35,833 Me too honey. 223 01:05:09,666 --> 01:05:11,833 Oh honey that's nice. 224 01:07:28,291 --> 01:07:32,216 I'm going to try my damn best to make this one hell of a night to remember 225 01:07:32,916 --> 01:07:37,916 Please Tom just be gentle and go slowly 226 01:07:38,316 --> 01:07:42,525 I'll try to be gentle and slow and... 227 01:12:43,708 --> 01:12:47,291 Thanks, honey, for saving your virginity for our wedding night. 228 01:12:48,208 --> 01:12:50,791 I did it all for you, honey. 229 01:12:51,625 --> 01:12:55,250 Well, it's getting late. Let's go to sleep. I've got to go to work tomorrow. 230 01:12:56,000 --> 01:12:59,791 I have so many things to do. First I have to go to the butcher's. 231 01:13:00,583 --> 01:13:03,791 And then the plumber will be here at ten, so I have to be back by then. 232 01:13:04,500 --> 01:13:08,791 And the milkman, I almost forgot. He'll be here to get paid just after you leave tomorrow. 233 01:13:09,458 --> 01:13:13,500 Oh, yeah. Then I've got to walk the dog and Mr. K around one o'clock. 234 01:13:15,666 --> 01:13:17,791 I'm so glad you never fool around with other men. 235 01:13:18,791 --> 01:13:20,666 You're my only man, honey. 236 01:13:21,291 --> 01:13:23,791 Oh, no. I forgot my dentist appointment. 237 01:13:24,208 --> 01:13:25,791 How am I going to squeeze them all in? 238 01:13:26,208 --> 01:13:27,208 You will do it. 239 01:13:27,541 --> 01:13:29,791 Now get some sleep. Good night, honey. 240 01:13:30,458 --> 01:13:31,791 Good night.